mga ambisyos(o)a...

hejeh, na-upload na xa...
pinaka-adik na ginawa ko sa buhay ko...
direk neil, galing mo hehehe
kadiri diba?

simbang gabi...

haY, gusto ko mang kumpletuhin ang simbang gabi. hindi na sya posible...
ganito kasi yun.
4th day na sana and perfect ko pa yung attendance. hehehe
kaso on friday and saturday, i will miss the excitement.
i'll be going home and obviously wala namang mass habang nagbabyahe diba?
hay, sayang nga eh...
pero looking at the brighter side, uuwi ako... whooshoo..
tsaka enjoy magsight-seeing pag nasa bus. damng christmas kung anuano ang nagkalat sa daan...

Merry Pasko sa lahat!!!

my name is WHAAT??

nung nagsimula tong commercial na 'to
nauso na din ako!!!
whahaha

i use this when i'm introducing myself.
ayun, nakatulong naman para madali akong maalala

pasko pasok na!

hay, pasko na pala.. it's the time of year when good friends are near...
grabe, 2000 years ago birthday pa ang sinecelebrate natin. at antagal ng preparation... almost a month.
sa pilipinas, almost months.. nakaktuwang isipin na kahit anu pa ang mangyari sa atin, laging may pasko... kumbaga panimbang... magsaya tayo..

pero sana sa pagsasaya nating 'to, maisip natin na ito'y panahon din para ipakita natin na hindi nasayang yung pagkakatawang tao ni Hesus.
may mag-iisip kacornyhan nanaman..
pero kung iisiping mabuti, tama naman diba... parang sa sobrang saya nakakalimutan na natin yung dahilan ung bakit may pasko....

MERRY PASKO

Mey- lah- nee- zem

I came across with this collection of Melanism...

can't help but laugh.

Melanie is really something!!!

"I coudn’t care a damn!"

"What’s your next class before this?"

"Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more?"

"Hello, my brother joey is out of town, would you like to wait?"

"Don’t touch me not!"

"You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"

"Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself."

"Why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl!"

"That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives."

"Don't judge my brother; he's not a book."

"I won't stoop down to my level."

"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"

"Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan."

"Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo! Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril."

"We are lovers, not fighters."

"Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same."

"I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."

"Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat." (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

"Sumasakit ang migraine ko."

"Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!"

"Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point." (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.).

"That's why I'm a success. It's because I don't middle in other people's lives."

"Oo nga", said Melanie,"pero I-Enlish-in ko para maintindihan niya." Then Melanie looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, she said, "And to you, Mrs Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!".

"Dont worry little angel, big angel is here".

He should be put behind bar". You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four".

"Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes".

“They should talk behind the scene... (on Kris and Joey)

"Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko... sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae... talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo... PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh."

Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.

"A man's success is a woman's behind."

"My husband was born on a silver spoon"

Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot...ah, forward!

"It's not my problem anymore. It's their problem anymore."

Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, "Hey bitch," upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, "Don't you ever, ever call me...hey!"

"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?"

"I keep my crown in the voltage."

"Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. "

"Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara." (While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)

"My answers have been prayered." (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz)